Octopi are heckin insane. Smart as crackers. Watch your back because their tentacles can hold knives. They will not hesitate to do the stab to you. One of our researchers literally almost tripped and hurt his elbow because an octopus splashed some water on the floor. This is a sign that they know! Trying to stop this article from happening, from exposing the truth.
Now everyone remembers Octonauts, our favorite childhood TV show! But did you know, the Octopi, yes with a capital "O", were the masterminds behind the show? The Octopi is an underground organization of people with octopi on thier heads that have taken control of the bodies!The Octopi works towards world domination and flooding all continents so that they have free-roam swimming.The Octopi are the true people behind the oceans rising. Our childhood show the Octonauts was created in order to have the next generation be friendly towards all animals. All the easier to take over. That show did have some sick sound tracks though to be honest.
Even though they can look innocent, octopi are very, very dangerous. Watch your head, watch your surroundings, never go to aquariums-ever, and don't trust people with hats, they could contain octopi.
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